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The
Best Light Bulb Change Jokes in the World
How
many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
One .. Two, and a-one
two three four
How
many Country & Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old
one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go
"Yeeeee-Hawh!" and throw his hat in the air.
How
many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to turn
the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
How
many LA cops does it take to change a light bulb?
Five: One to screw in
a new bulb, and four to beat the crap out of the old one.
How
many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only two, but the hard
part is getting them into the light bulb.
How
many midgets does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends how high the
ceiling is!
How
many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one
to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist
at the end.
How
many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or
minus three
How
many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Bill
Gates will just redefine Darkness™ as the new industry standard.
How
many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None,
because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That depends on whether it has health insurance.
How
many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
What sort of answer
did you have in mind?
How
many rock drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten.
One to hold the bulb, and nine to drink until the room spins.
How
many archaeologists does does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is.
And
finally:
One.
How many psychics does it take to change
a light bulb?
Most
of these jokes come from digitaldreamdoor.com, from a much larger selection.
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