The Best Light Bulb Change Jokes in the World

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? One .. Two, and a-one two three four

How many Country & Western singers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love she is with the new one, and one to go "Yeeeee-Hawh!" and throw his hat in the air.

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.

How many LA cops does it take to change a light bulb? Five: One to screw in a new bulb, and four to beat the crap out of the old one.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? Depends how high the ceiling is!

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb? One -- plus or minus three

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness™ as the new industry standard.

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? That depends on whether it has health insurance.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? What sort of answer did you have in mind?

How many rock drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb, and nine to drink until the room spins.

How many archaeologists does does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is.

And finally:

One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

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