Six Of The Best Jokes From jokes-best.com(18)

A boy watches his mum and dad having sex. He ask, "What are you doing?" His dad replies, "Making you a brother or sister!" The boy say, "Do her doggy style, I want a puppy."

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Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop. "Yesssh, ssshombody ssshtol my car!" Edward replies. The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It was at the end of this key," Edward replies. At this point the cop looks down to see that Edward's penis is hanging out of his trousers. The cop asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?" Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!!!"

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There was a camel and an elephant, the elephant said to the camel "How come you have your tits on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant "Well, why do you have your dick on your face?"

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Two eggs boiling in a pan. One says, "I've got a huge crack." The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet."

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A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" The wife says, "I would take half and leave you." Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here's a fiver now fuck off!"

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A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh.. Well.. ah.. well, I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!" His mom says, "Why?" And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up."

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