The World's Funniest Jokes, selected by theVoiceofReason.co.uk
The best of the worst Christmas cracker jokes
In no particular order... they're pretty much all awful... from various sources on the internet...
How do hedgehogs make love?
What did the Policeman say to the stomach?
Why is it so difficult to train dogs to dance?
What wobbles and flies?
What goes ha ha ha clonk?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
What athlete is warmest in winter?
Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory?
What has four legs but can't walk?
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
What goes up and never comes down?
What do you give a man who has everything?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
What's brown, steams and comes out of Cowes?
What do you call a man that plays with leaves?
What is the definition of an American Bra?
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives
What is Santa's favourite pizza?
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party?
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
Who was England's first chiropodist?
Why should husbands make the early morning tea for their wives?
What's the longest word in the English language?
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
What kind of paper likes music?
What do you call a woman who stands between two goal
Did you hear about the man who bought a paper shop?
How do snowmen get around?
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Did you hear about the two ships that collided at sea?
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
How do you make a tissue dance?
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
What's ET short for?
What's red and white and black all over?
Where do Snow-women like to dance?
What did Cinderella say when the chemist lost her
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
What do you call a cat in the desert?
What does Santa do with fat elves?
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
Did Rudolph go to school?
What's the most popular Christmas wine?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
Santa went to the Doctors with a problem.
What time is it when you see a Chinese dentist?
How do you stop a skunk smelling?
What's tall and wobbly and stands in the middle of Paris?
Which country has the largest appetite?
What do spacemen play in their spare time?
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.