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Very suspicious supermarket

Offer the seats to the old, weak, sick, cripple, gravid

If you fall into pond you will be boiled

FU KING Chinese

10 min walk (7 if run a little) to Ropeway Station

For restrooms go back towards your behind

Touching wires causes instant death, $200 fine

Caution: This sign has sharp edges Do not touch the edges of this sign (Also the bridge is out ahead)

Entrance only Do not enter

Hell freezes over

Our aim is to keep this bathroom clean

Don;t let your worries kill you, let the church help

Ass gallery

Go into the toilet beard know

Wan King Path sign

Please be aware of the cold and icy slippery road. Senior citizens and the weak ones be prudent to enter

Poo Ping Thai Chinese cuisine

Carefully bump the head

Carefully slip and fall down

Please don;t hurt the animals while teasing them

Fook Yue Seafood restaurant

Drive slow and see our city, drive fast and see our jail

(upside down text on sign) If you can read this you have just had an accident

You can enjoy the fresh air after finishing a civilised urinating

Fresh Crap

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