Blonde Watches The News... (PG)
A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says 6 Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.
The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing 'That's horrible!'
Confused, he says, 'Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and,there is that risk involved.'
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, 'How many is a Brazilian?'