A
woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her
breasts.
Husband: "Hey, you don't need surgery to
do that. I know how to do it without surgery." Wife: "How
do I do it without surgery?" Husband: "Just
rub toilet paper between them".
Startled, the wife asks, "How
does that make them bigger?" Husband: "I
don't know, but it worked for your ass."