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George
Bush and Dick Cheney at a Restaurant (15)
George Bush and Dick Cheney were at a fancy Washington restaurant...
The
waitress approaches their table to take their order. She is young and very attractive.
She asks Cheney what he wants, and he replies: "I'll
have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very
good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And
what do you want, Mr President?"
Bush answers: "How
about a quickie?" Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says: "I'm
shocked and disappointed in you. I thought you were bringing in a new administration
that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff. Cheney leans over to Bush, and
says: "Mr President, I believe that's pronounced quiche."
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