Deer Hunter (13)
A man goes deer hunting for the first time and shoots a deer.
He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper.
But, knowing his children are fussy eaters and sentimental about animals, he doesn't tell them what they're getting.
His little boy, Jimmy, keeps asking "What's for supper dad?"
"You'll see", he replies.
That evening his daughter continues to badger him about the delicious meat they're all eating.
"Ok", says her father, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."
The daughter screams... "Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an arsehole!"