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Doctor Doctor... (13)

A man goes into a doctor's surgery and says, "Help! I think I'm a moth!"

The doctor says, "Well, I can't help you, I'm only a GP. You need the psychiatrist next door. Why on earth did you come to me?"

And the man says, "Your light was on."

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A man visits a doctor with a banana in his left ear, a carrot up his nose, and a cucumber in his right ear.

"Well doc - what do you think's wrong with me??"

"Easy" says the doctor "you're not eating properly"

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A man walks into the doctor's office.
"What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um... well... I have five penises" replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."

 

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Original source: Newsnight daily e-mail

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