Top Ten Jokes - Edinburgh Fringe 2015 (PG) - As judged by digital TV channel Dave

1) "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free." Darren Walsh (/Pete Cunningham)

2) "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... but enough about Kanye West." Stewart Francis

3) "Surely every car is a people carrier?" Adam Hess

4) "What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter." Masai Graham

5) "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go." Dave Green

6) "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas." Mark Nelson

7) "Red sky at night Sheperd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day." Tom Parry

8=) "The first time I met my wife I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves." Alun Cochrane

8=) "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle." Simon Munnery

10) "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for." Grace The Child

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