Fairy
Wish... (13)
A
fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary
married couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish."
"I
want to travel around the world with my dearest husband", said the
wife.
The fairy moved her magic wand and - abracadabra! - two tickets appeared
in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well this moment is very romantic, but an opportunity
like this only occurs once in a lifetime. So... I'm sorry my love, but my wish
is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife was deeply
disappointed but, a wish was a wish.
The fairy made a circle with her magic
wand and - abracadabra!
Suddenly the husband was 90 years old.
Moral:
Men might be bastards.
But fairies are... female.
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