Famous
People On Sex… (15)
Steve Martin: “You know “that
look” women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
Woody Allen: “Having sex is like playing
bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Roseanne:
“Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome, but I think of it
as the only time of the month that I can be myself.”
Lynn Lavner: “There are a number of
mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.”
Jack
Nicholson: “My mother never saw the irony in calling me
a son-of-a-bitch.”
Matt Barry: “Leaving sex to the feminists
is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.”
Camille Paglia: “Sex at age 90 is
like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
George Burns: “Sex is one of the nine
reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.”
Sharon Stone: “Women might be able
to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
Rod
Stewart: “Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.”
Rodney
Dangerfield: “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances
for a date on Saturday night.”
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers):
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex --- no matter what she's
reading.”
Robin Williams: “Ah, yes, divorce,
from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his
wallet.”
Billy Crystal: “Women need a reason
to have sex. Men just need a place.”
Robert De Niro: “According to a new
survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of
men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women
are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.”
Dustin Hoffman: “There's a new medical
crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions
to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the
problem?”
Jerry Seinfeld: “There's very little
advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing;
just show me somebody naked.'"
Robin Williams: “See, the problem
is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to
run one at a time.”
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