A rather scruffy-looking man goes into a bank. Reaching the head of the line, he says to the teller, "I wanna open a fucking cheque account."

"Certainly, sir," answered the teller, "but there's no need to use that kind of language."

"Couldja move it along lady? I just wanna open a fucking cheque account," growled the would-be customer.

"I'll be glad to be of service, sir," said the teller, flushing slightly, "but I would appreciate not being spoken to in that way."

"Just lemme open a fucking cheque account, okay?"

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to speak to the branch manager," said the angry teller, slipping off her stool and returning shortly with a dapper middle-aged man who asked how he could be of service.

"I just won the ten-million dollar lottery, buddy," snarled the man, "and all I wanna do is open a fucking cheque account."

"I see," said the manager sympathetically. "And this BITCH is giving you trouble?"

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