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Funny Chinese/English Translations

(To be read out loud)

English
Chinese

"That's not right"

Sum Ting Wong
"Are you harbouring a fugitive?"
Hu Yu Hai Ding
"See me ASAP"
Kum Hia Nao
"There goes Stupid Man"
Dum Dum Wa King
"Small Horse"
Tai Ni Po Ni
"Did you go to the beach?"
Wai Yu So Tan
"I bumped into a coffee table"
Ai Bang Mai Ni
"I think you need a face lift"
Chin Tu Fat
"It's very dark in here"
Wao So Dim
"I thought you were on a diet"
Wai Yu Mun Ching
"This is a tow away zone"
No Pah King
"Our meeting is next week"
Wai Yu Kum Nao
"Staying out of sight!"
Lei Ying Lo
"He's cleaning his automobile"
Wa Shing Ka
"Your body odour is offensive"
Yu Stin Ki Pu
"Great"
Su Pah


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