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Great
Hotel English translations of the World Part 1 (Source: Various)
Yugoslavian Hotel
The
flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid |
Japanese Hotel
You
are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid |
Swiss restaurant
Our
wines leave you nothing to hope for |
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for donkey rides in Thailand
Would
you like to ride on your own ass? |
Bangkok
dry cleaners
Drop
your trousers here for best results |
Athens
Hotel
Visitors
are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily |
Bucharest
Hotel
The
lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will
be unbearable |
Leipzig
elevator
Do
not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up |
Belgrade
hotel elevator
To
move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more
persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going
alphabetically by national order |
Moscow Hotel (across from a Russian Orthodox monastery)
You
are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists,
and writers are buried daily except Thursday |
Austrian
Hotel catering to skiers
Not
to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension |
Polish
Hotel menu
Salad
a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a
finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's
fashion |
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