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Great Hotel English translations of the World Part 1 (Source: Various)

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Yugoslavian Hotel

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid

Japanese Hotel

You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid

Swiss restaurant

Our wines leave you nothing to hope for

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

Bangkok dry cleaners

Drop your trousers here for best results

Athens Hotel

Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily

Bucharest Hotel

The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable

Leipzig elevator

Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up

Belgrade hotel elevator

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order

Moscow Hotel (across from a Russian Orthodox monastery)

You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday

Austrian Hotel catering to skiers

Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension

Polish Hotel menu

Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion

 

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