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Great Hotel English translations of the World Part 2 (Source: Various)

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Outside a Paris dress shop

Dresses for street walking

Rhodes (Tailor's)

Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation

German camp site

It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose

Zurich Hotel

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose

Rome laundry

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time

Bangkok temple

It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man

Tokyo bar

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

Norwegian cocktail lounge

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar

Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

Brochure of a car rental firm, Tokyo

When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.

Nairobi Restaurant

Customers Who Find Our Waitresses Rude Ought To See The Manager.

Supermarket, Hong Kong

For Your Convenience, We recommend Courteous, Efficient Self-Service.

 

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