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Great Hotel English translations of the World Part 3 (Source: Various)

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Spotted In A Safari Park

Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

Outside A Farm

Horse Manure
50c - per Pre-Packed Bag
20c - Do-It-Yourself.

Sign In A Launderette
Automatic Washing Machines

Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

Sign in an Irish office

After morning coffee break, staff should empty the pot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Sign in a London department store

Bargain Basement Upstairs.

In a Vienna hotel:

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter

On the tap (faucet) in a Finnish washroom

To stop the drip, turn cock to right


Japan, Hotel bedroom

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED

 

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