Great Hotel English translations of the World Part 3 (Source: Various)

"Elephants Please Stay In Your Car" (Spotted In A Safari Park)

"Horse Manure 50c - per Pre-Packed Bag 20c - Do-It-Yourself." (Outside A Farm)

"Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out" (Sign In A LaunderetteAutomatic Washing Machines)

"After morning coffee break, staff should empty the pot and stand upside down on the draining board." (Sign in an Irish office)

"Bargain Basement Upstairs." (Sign in a London department store)

"In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter" (In a Vienna hotel)

"To stop the drip, turn cock to right" (On the tap (faucet) in a Finnish washroom)

"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED" (Japan, Hotel bedroom)

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