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Hilarious Signs From the USA (PG) | Sign
in 'George's Service Station' Glen Ellen, CA | If
your car sounds like:
"ping-click-ping" - $10.00
"click-whine-click"
- $25.00
"clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00
"thud-clunk-thud"
- $100.00
"clang-thudc-clang" - $300.00
"Can't describe it"
- $500.00 |
| At
a Towing Company | We
don't want an arm and a leg.
We want your tows. |
| At
A Tire Shop In Milwaukee | Invite
us to your next blowout. |
| Sign
at a Chicago radiator shop | Best
place in town to take a leak. |
| On
A Scientist's Door | Gone
Fission |
| At
The Electric Company | We
would be delighted if you send in your bill.
However, if you don't, you will
be. |
| At
A Farmer's Field | The
farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. |
| On
A Billboard - Ad For A Safe Company | If
your stuff is stolen, it's not our vault. |
| A
sign on the elevator door: | "This
elevator is out of whack." Later someone had penciled in, "More whack
is on order." |
| On
the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania | Don't
sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. |
| On
a Plumber's truck | We
repair what your husband fixed. |
| On
an electrician's truck | Let
us remove your shorts. |
| In
A Restroom | Toilet
out of order.
Please use floor below. |
| On
a Septic Tank Truck sign | We're
#1 in the #2 business. |
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