W Bush at the Pearly Gates (13)
Einstein, Pablo Picasso, and George W. Bush arrive at the Pearly Gates and introduce
St. Peter says, "You'll have to prove to me that's who you are."
Einstein takes a piece of paper, writes E=MC squared, and then starts writing
the formulas that lead him to it.
St. Peter says, "I believe you, come
Picasso takes out a pencil and paper and starts to draw.
St. Peter says, "I believe, you come on in."
George W. Bush says
to St. Peter, "Who were those guys?"
St. Peter says, "Come
on in, George."
source: Newsnight daily e-mail
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