Course:
How to be a real man... (PG)
In
America, a new two-year course to earn a degree in being a real man has just been
unveiled. It runs as follows.
FIRST YEAR
Spring
Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy
Under Things for Christmas
Summer
Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting In at 3am
MEN 112: Parenting:
It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT
101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers
Fall
Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're
Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker
Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
SECOND
YEAR
Spring Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep
Without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX
103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
(See Electives Below)
Summer
Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your
Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212:
You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honestly, You Don't Look Like
Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
Fall
Schedule:
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting
Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty
Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and
Anniversaries Are Important II
COURSE
ELECTIVES
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating
Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
Original
source: Newsnight daily e-mail
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