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Little Johnny... (18)

Little Johnny was asked by his school teacher to use the word contagious in a sentence.

He said, "My dad and I were looking out the window at old Mrs. Johnson painting her fence and I asked me dad how long he thought it would take her, and he said that 'it'll take that cunt ages'"

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