Maxims
for life
(13)
Half
the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers
give the rest a bad name.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the
spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other
parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second
mouse gets the cheese.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If
everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Hard
work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Eagles may soar,
but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
If at
first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Experience
is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The
sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Everyone
has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Star
rule:
When everything is coming your
way, you're in the wrong lane.
Original
source: Newsnight daily e-mail
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