Naughty
Nursery Rhymes (18)
Part
Two is here
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and
everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another
skirt
'twas split right up the front
...But she didn't wear that one often
Mary
had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between
two chunks of bread.
Little
Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't
the spider that crept up beside her
'twas Little Boy Blue with a horn.
Simple
Simon met a pieman going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman
"What
have u got there?"
Said the pieman unto Simon
Pies you dickhead.
Mary
had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
and
turned its wool to nylon
Georgie
Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys
came out to play
he kissed them too cos he was gay.
Jack
and Jill
went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Jill, the dill,
forgot
her pill,
and now they have a son.
Little
boy blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
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Edited
from original piece seen on Funny.com
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