Orange Head (PG)
A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?"
The guy says:
"Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire...what is your first wish?'
I said, I'd like all the money I could ever spend.'
The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.
Then he said, What is your second wish?'
I said, I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.'
The genie went Poof!', and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.
Then the genie said, And what is your third wish?'...and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, I'd like a huge orange head.'"
Joke taken from a much larger collection at bluedonut.com