Orange Head (PG)

A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, "How did you get such a huge orange head?"

The guy says:

"Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, I'll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire...what is your first wish?'

I said, I'd like all the money I could ever spend.'

The genie went Poof!', and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.

Then he said, What is your second wish?'

I said, I'd like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with.'

The genie went Poof!', and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me.

Then the genie said, And what is your third wish?'...and I think this is where I went wrong... I said, I'd like a huge orange head.'"

 

Joke taken from a much larger collection at bluedonut.com

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