Politically Incorrect Dirty One Liners... Part One (18)
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying.
What do cow pats and cowgirls have in common? The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
What's six inches long that women love? Folding money.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
What is the new gay website address? c : enter £££ (see colon enter pound pound pound).
What's got four legs and one arm? A Rottweiler.
How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on.
When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first Brownie.
Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles? He was half nuts!!!
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl.
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full.