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Size Misunderstanding (15)

A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb. Left testicle, 3 lb. Right testicle, Turner Brown.”

The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him too, slapping his face and shaking him, “What’s wrong with you?”

In a very weak voice, the little guy says, “Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you just say to me?”

The big guy says, “I saw the curious look on your face and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I’m 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 lb left testicle, 3lb right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown.”

The small guy says, “Thank God! I thought you said Turn Around.”

Found on thedude.org

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