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The Game Warden (13)
A
game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
carrying a wild turkey under his arm...
He
stopped and asked the boy, 'Where did you get
that turkey?'
The
boy replied, 'What turkey?'
The
game warden said, 'That turkey you're carrying
under your arm.'
The
boy looks down and said, 'Well, lookee here, a
turkey done roosted under my arm!'
The
game warden said,
'Now
look, you know turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey,
I'm going to do to you. If
you break his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing,
I'll break your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what
are you gonna do with him?'
The
little boy said, 'I guess I'll just kiss his ass
and let him go!'
One of many jokes from http://davesjokes.blogspot.com/
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