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The Sign… (PG)


A priest and a pastor from the local church are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:


"The End Is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now -- Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve, they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"


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