Joke - Tongue Twisters For Adults, Part 2 (15)

Tongue Twisters For Adults, Part 2 (15)

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. The skunk thought the stump stunk. What stunk: the skunk or the stump?

A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly, "Oh what should we do?"
Said the flea, "Let us fly."
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

There was a fisherman named Fisher,
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick

Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit.
Did Billy Button buy a buttered biscuit?
If Billy Button bought a buttered biscuit,
Where's the buttered biscuit Billy Button bought?

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