Top 20 Pick Up Lines (Unlikeliest To Work), Men For Women (15)
1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed.
2. Hand over a card that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch her try to hold back a laugh.
3. Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer scotch and sofa?
4. Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?
5. Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologise?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
8. Would you like to dance or should I go f**k myself again?
9. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
10. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
11. Bond. James Bond.
12. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
13. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
14. Excuse me, have I f**ked you yet?
15. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
16. Hi! Can I buy you a car?
17. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
18. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
19. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
20. I am a magical being, take off your bra.
Selected and reordered from a larger collection at The Comedy Corner.