TWO BAR JOKES

DAVID Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman:

"I want you to call me David Hoff".

The barman replies:

"Sure thing Dave... no hassle."

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A BRAIN and a pair of jump leads walk into a bar. The jump leads take a seat and the brain gets the round in, but the bartender refuses to serve the brain.

"How come?" says the brain.

"Well," replies the bartender, "you're out of your head and your mate looks like he's gonna start something."

 

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