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Two
Italians Talking... (15)
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The
lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma
come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then
I come one lasta time."
"You
foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,"
retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country…
we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"
"Hey,
coola down lady,"
said the man. "Who'za talkin' about a sex?
I'm justa tellin' my a friend here how to spella Mississippi."
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