George Osborne's all time classic 'Get A Grip' taunt to Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling is now available for free for every reader.

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[Link to video] Lord Stevens, while giving his speech introducing his findings in the report into allegations of conspiracy to kill Princess Diana, seemed to be not telling us something yesterday, according to a profession cynic we employ.

Attention in particular was given to a small jig Lord Stevens did when he said the word now in the sentence: 'Our conclusion is that, on the evidence available NOW, there was no conspiracy to murder any occupants of that car.' Does this mean that there was evidence, but it has now been destroyed? or that there could be evidence in the future?

Or that there was a conspiracy but not to murder them, but, perhaps, to injure them?

The questions keep on coming and we haven't even started to read the 876 page report yet...

[Link to video] After 50 years the go to work on an egg ads have been banned, apparently because they encourage people to eat two eggs a day. That isn't a very balanced diet. So here is our more acceptable version...

This audio was taken from a recent Middles-borough match. The commentator, Paul Addison from Radio Cleveland, almost wet himself, it seems. Hear it here:

[Link to video] Not sure when this video was recorded, it could have been very recently, possibly after the revelations over his recent affair with his PA. John Prescott gets out of his car looking very very cross and, when he has his back turned to the cameras, he does a backhanded two finger salute! Good on ya John.