Funny Chinese/English Translations (To be read out loud)

"That's not right" ---> Sum Ting Wong

"Are you harbouring a fugitive?" ---> Hu Yu Hai Ding

"See me ASAP" ---> Kum Hia Nao

"There goes Stupid Man" ---> Dum Dum Wa King

"Small Horse" ---> Tai Ni Po Ni

"Did you go to the beach?" ---> Wai Yu So Tan

"I bumped into a coffee table" ---> Ai Bang Mai Ni

"I think you need a face lift" ---> Chin Tu Fat

"It's very dark in here" ---> Wao So Dim

"I thought you were on a diet" ---> Wai Yu Mun Ching

"This is a tow away zone" ---> No Pah King

"Our meeting is next week" ---> Wai Yu Kum Nao

"Staying out of sight!" ---> Lei Ying Lo

"He's cleaning his automobile" ---> Wa Shing Ka

"Your body odour is offensive" ----> Yu Stin Ki Pu

"Great" ---> Su Pah