Great Hotel English translations of the World Part 1 (Source: Various)

"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid" (Yugoslavian Hotel)(

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid" (Japanese Hotel)

"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for" (Swiss restaurant)

"Would you like to ride on your own ass? " (Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand)

"Drop your trousers here for best results" (Bangkok dry cleaners)

"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily" (Athens Hotel)

"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable" (Bucharest Hotel)

"Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up" (Leipzig elevator)

"To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order" (Belgrade hotel elevator)

"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday" (Moscow Hotel (across from a Russian Orthodox monastery))

"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension" (Austrian Hotel catering to skiers)

"Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion" (Polish Hotel menu)

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