Hilarious Signs From the USA (PG)

"If your car sounds like: "ping-click-ping" - $10.00"click-whine-click" - $25.00"clunk-whine-clunk" - $50.00"thud-clunk-thud" - $100.00"clang-thudc-clang" - $300.00"Can't describe it" - $500.00" (Sign in 'George's Service Station' Glen Ellen, CA)

"We don't want an arm and a leg.We want your tows." (At a Towing Company)

"Invite us to your next blowout." (At A Tire Shop In Milwaukee)

"Best place in town to take a leak." (Sign at a Chicago radiator shop)

"Gone Fission" (On A Scientist's Door?)

"We would be delighted if you send in your bill.However, if you don't, you will be." (At The Electric Company)

"The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges." (At A Farmer's Field)

"If your stuff is stolen, it's not our vault." (On A Billboard - Ad For A Safe Company)

""This elevator is out of whack." Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."" (A sign on the elevator door)

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." (On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania)

"We repair what your husband fixed." (On a Plumber's truck)

"Let us remove your shorts." (On an electrician's truck)

"Toilet out of order.Please use floor below." (In A Restroom)

"We're #1 in the #2 business." (On a Septic Tank Truck sign)