Jet Fuel (PG)

A couple of drinkin' buddies, who are airplane mechanics, are in the hangar at London Heathrow airport; it's fogged in and they have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Hey, have you got anything to drink?"

The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and that it will kinda give you a buzz."

So they drink it, get smashed and have a great time; like only drinkin' buddies can do.

The following morning, one of them gets up and is surprised he feels good, in fact, he feels great - NO hangover! The phone rings, it's his buddy.

The buddy says, "Hey, how do you feel?"

He said, "I feel great!"

"I feel great too! You don't have a hangover?"

"No - that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - we ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing....."

"What's that?"

"Well, that's what I called to tell you. For Christ-sakes don't fart, I'm calling you from the Seychelles."