Sex On Mars (PG)
Mike and Maureen landed on Mars. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all sorts of things. Finally Maureen brought up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.
The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."
A discussion ensued and finally the couples decided to swap partners for the night. Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a very small member no more than half-an-inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen.
"Why?" he asked. "What's the matter?"
"Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"
"No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long.
"Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow."
"No problem," he said and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider.
"Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples joined their normal partners. As they walked along Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?"
"I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about you?"
"It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!"